Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Monday, July 9, 2012

How I Know It's True Love

 Last year my love bought me a heater over the winter, I'd like to say it was to keep me warm, but it was to save on electricity (everything in our house runs on electricity, including the furnace) We still fight over the thermostat over the summer with air conditioning  I set at 79 and he wants it at 74...... time to turn on the heater!

You have to read the e-mails from the bottom up.!!!!


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From: Lisa 
To: Brian Pollock 


Yeah! That's what you want! Call me on the home phone, pleeease.
Thank you,
Lisa
In loving memory of
my daughter Alyssa Marie
10/30/92 - 10/30/07
http://itmustberaining.weebly.com





From: Brian
To: Lisa
Sent: Mon, January 31, 2011 5:33:32 PM
Subject: Re: Warm!!!!!!!!!!

It has shipped in transit. KEEP YOUR PANT ON!

Brian   NREMT-P
IN MEMORY OF MY DAUGHTER
ALYSSA MARIE
10/30/92--10/30/07


--- On Mon, 1/31/11, Lisa <
From: Lisa Subject: Re: Warm!!!!!!!!!!
To: "Brian Date: Monday, January 31, 2011, 5:01 PM

P.S when will it be here, I'm cold!
Lisa
In loving memory of
my daughter Alyssa Marie
10/30/92 - 10/30/07
http://itmustberaining.weebly.com/





From: Lisa 
To: Brian Pollock 

Sent: Mon, January 31, 2011 12:35:04 PM
Subject: Re: Warm!!!!!!!!!!

Great now I can get the humidity high and order that orange tree and we can pretend we are in the south!

Lisa
In loving memory of
my daughter Alyssa Marie
10/30/92 - 10/30/07
http://itmustberaining.weebly.com/





From: Brian 
To: Lisa Pollock  
Sent: Mon, January 31, 2011 9:42:57 AM
Subject: Warm!!!!!!!!!!



I ordered you a heater  they were on sale with free shipping and no Tax. It even has a remote
Brian   NREMT-P
IN MEMORY OF MY DAUGHTER
ALYSSA MARIE
10/30/92--10/30/07

Sunday, July 1, 2012

Where To Find A Tree

Brian & I are planning on landscaping the front of our home. He has asked me my ideas on what to do. I asked him the other day why he asked me if he was going to ignore all my ideas. No answer.
I found this on pintrest and showed him.
His responds where would we get the log?


This is my backyard... My responds to Brian.. We live in the forest!

Friday, June 8, 2012

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Because....

I'm tired and haven't been sleeping well this week, I am going to be lazy and post a funny. I know I always like a good giggle. This one always makes me laugh.


Friday, March 25, 2011

My Neice



My sister posted this picture of her daughter on facebook. 
A few great comments:
Her face matches her shirt
She looks like Mimi from the Drew Carey show
I hope her make-up choices improve with age
I think this is an 8 x 10 that she can appreciate in her teen years

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Brian And The Toaster



Brian is no longer allowed to make his own toast. Every time he tries to use it, he sets off the fire alarms in the house. They are all wired in through the electricity so if one goes off, they all go off.
The dogs love it. It is a howling good time!
I thought hubby was going to throw a fit the last time. That day I was the last to use the toaster and he looked at me as the alarms were breaking eardrums and said "I didn't even move the setting"

I can only guess it's some type of past life karma.
Brian 0. Toaster 10 (it might actually be higher I'm usually too busy laughing to keep track.)